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This ‘panty melting’ book has been revealed as one of the sauciest reads going

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These books will add some extra spice to your life… (Picture: GETTY)

If Bridgerton has been getting you all hot under the collar of late, and you’re looking to turn things up a notch, then a smutty romance book might be just what you’re looking for.

And boy do we have the perfect reads for you! The sexiest stories on Goodreads have been revealed and the top books have been described as ‘panty melting’ and downright ‘dirty’. 

Three different Goodreads categories have been ranked meaning there are LOTS of books to choose from, including the sauciest BookTok reads, the spiciest romantasy (romantic fantasy) reads, and the sexiest romance reads.

We all know it’s the top picks for each category that you’re going to be most interested in though, so here’s a look at the hottest of the bunch, according to an analysis by lingerie company, Pour Moi.

The Sweetest Oblivion by Danielle Lori was revealed as the sauciest BookTok read with a ‘spice score’ of 4.68 out of 5, and more than 249,000 ratings online. 

It’s the first of three in the Made Men series, but each book is a stand-alone novel.

The New York Times bestseller has a mafia-based plotline and revolves around the characters Nico and Elena. But a trigger warning is probably needed here — it’s a pretty dark story, perhaps not one for the squeamish as it involves a lot of crime and a lot of blood, but also a lot of sexy scenes and TikTokers can’t seem to get enough.

Taking to the video app, @liviaaadianeee claimed the book had her ‘in a chokehold’, while @kayy.aansti said: ‘I’m currently reading it and I’m speechless, like I’m on my knees for [Nico].’



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Similarly, @husna_786 commented: ‘This book was my Roman Empire,’ and @nicole._.xo proclaimed: ‘I have not read a book that tops The Sweetest Oblivion’.

@edenvictorria, added: ‘Oh my word, this is probably my favourite book of 2022. I don’t know why I like this book so much but I do. I’ve re-read it so many times it’s actually unhealthy.’

If you’d prefer something with a little less murder, then there’s always Mister O by Lauren Blakely which was the number one pick for the sexiest romance reads on Goodreads, with a spice score of 3.94 out of 5.

One reviewer, Jen McCoy, claimed it was so hot they needed a fan and a new pair of underwear after reading it. She posted: ‘Someone get me a fan, stat! And a new pair of panties! Because Nick and Harper’s super hot sexting set me on fire! Seriously, this whole book is filled with witty flirty, banter and super sexy innuendo, so be ready!’

She continued: ‘The funny is perfection, the dirty will make your panties melt right off of you, and the sweetness that is Nick and Harper is off-the-charts swoon worthy,’

While another user shared: ‘Lauren Blakely!!!! How do you manage to give it to us EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?! When I want something sexy, funny, dirty, and a feel good kinda read, I know I can always count on you!!’ 

Mister O by Lauren Blakely was revealed as the spiciest romance book on Goodreads.

The book revolves around Mister Orgasm, also known as Nick, and his best friend’s little sister, Harper. While Nick is described as a ‘superhero of pleasure’, Harper is in need of some help with men, so she turns to Mister O for a lesson and, as you can imagine, things escalate from there.

The third and final number one is Obsession by Jennifer L. Armentrout, which came out trumps as the spiciest book in the romantasy category on Goodreads, scoring a strong 4.91 out of 5 for spice.

This one might be controversial for fans of Sarah J. Maas’ ACOTAR series, or the more recent Fourth Wing books who likely expected one of these to come out on top, but according to this research, Jennifer L. is the leading author in this genre, with six books making it into the top 15.

Obsession is another pretty dark tale, which weaves aliens, ruthless killers, and sizzling romance into one stand-alone book which follows Hunter, a ruthless killer who has to break all of the rules to protect a woman who witnessed something she was never meant to see.

Goodreads reviews hail the book as ‘bloody f***ing amazing’ and claimed Hunter’s character gave them a ‘lady boner’. If you’re looking for a fictional male that’s ‘arrogant, possessive and protective’, then this one’s for you apparently.



The spiciest books, according to Goodreads:

The spiciest BookTok books on Goodreads

  1. The Sweetest Oblivion by Danielle Lori
  2. Managed by Kristen Callihan
  3. Scandalous by L.J. Shen
  4. Priest by Sierra Simone
  5. The Score by Elle Kennedy
  6. Not My Romeo by Ilsa Madden-Mills
  7. The Maddest Obsession by Danielle Lori
  8. Idol by Kristen Callihan
  9. Defy by L.J. Shen
  10. The Deal by Elle Kennedy
  11. Ruckus by L.J. Shen
  12. Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
  13. Birthday Girl by Penelope Douglas
  14. Kiss the Sky by Krista Ritchie
  15. Carter Reed by Tijan

The spiciest romantasy books on Goodreads

  1. Obsession by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  2. From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  3. A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas
  4. Obsidian by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  5. Kingdom of the Cursed by Kerri Maniscalco
  6. A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  7. A ​Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas
  8. A Shadow in the Ember by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  9. The ​Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout
  10. Punk 57 by Penelope Douglas
  11. Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas
  12. Rhapsodic by Laura Thalassa
  13. The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle L. Jensen
  14. A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair
  15. House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas

The spiciest romance books on Goodreads

  1. Mister O by Lauren Blakely
  2. The Sexy One by Lauren Blakely
  3. Real by Katy Evans
  4. Slade by Victoria Ashley
  5. Undressed by Avery Aster
  6. Liberating Lacey by Anne Calhoun
  7. Breach by K.I. Lynn
  8. Dirty Filthy Rich Men by Laurelin Paige
  9. Leave Me Breathless by Cherrie Lynn
  10. Jizziebelle, The Belle of Burlesque by Kat Crimson
  11. Sweet Filthy Boy by Christina Lauren
  12. Knight & Play by Kitty French
  13. Wicked Burn by Beth Kery
  14. First Touch by Laurelin Paige
  15. Night Owl by M. Pierce

To create the rankings, Goodreads scraped book names, authors, number of reviews, and the average overall ratings from three category pages on Goodreads — BookTok, Romance and Romantasy.

They then analysed all the reviews to discover how many times each book had been described using a sexy keyword. E.g. Sexy, hot, smut, spicy, naughty etc. Using this, plus the number of reviews and overall ratings they were able to create a ‘spice score’ and ranked the top 15 for each accordingly.

But if none of these sound like they’d do it for you, don’t panic as there are plenty more saucy books just waiting to have their pages turned. Metro.co.uk’s dedicated sex and relationship reporter Alice Giddings previously shared her top picks here.

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