We know that sex education in the UK is pretty sub par, with young people more clueless than ever about sex.
One in six people in the UK rate sex education as ‘terrible’, while 32% of 18 to 24 year olds admit to learning about sex through porn, 30% through TikTok and 35% learned from their peers.
In the same Lovehoney study, just 24% of young people have learned about sex from school, and now, to fill that knowledge gap, guys and girls are turning to AI to ask questions about sex.
The weirdest questions that ChatGPT is asked about sex, proves that our sex education needs some serious improvement.
Sexual wellness brand LELO shared the top 10 most bizarre questions people put to the bot.
How can I get laid quickly?
This question is a clear example of the pressure people feel to have sex and ‘get it over with’.
Kate Moyle, a sex psychologist working with sexual wellness brand LELO, previously told Metro.co.uk that ‘many people feel that they have sexual encounters because they think that they “should” sometimes, rather than a genuine want for the experience.’
‘This is because we have so many narratives and messages loaded onto sex, and some of these involve messages around the right time of sex or to explore, or that if someone isn’t having sexual experiences that it may be framed as a negative,’ said Kate.
‘Sex is a funny area of our lives because so much that we are comparing ourselves to is our assumptions about what everyone else is up to rather than the reality, as we rarely discuss it.’
ChatGPT also responded to this question by stressing the importance of on building meaningful connections and practising healthy communication.
What’s the perfect rhythm and tempo I should be giving blowjobs to?
As we know, everyone has their own preferences, kinks and desires when it comes to sex – meaning, of course, that this one question could produce thousands of answers.
And, AI responded by emphasising that what one person enjoys may not be the same for another.
As ever, communication is key, which, if you’re getting your sex education through porn, may not be obvious to you.
Trying using our list of 80 sex and love questions, to help get to know your partner.
If I masturbate with my right hand one day and then masturbate with my left hand the next day, does that count as having multiple sexual partners?
Third on the list was this solo sex question. It’s perhaps no surprise a question like this is being asked, given that many of us still don’t talk about masturbation, whether that’s through shame, fear, or old-school politeness.
But masturbation is an important part of our sex lives – not only does it help you understand your likes and dislikes, it’s great for your mental health too.
It also plays into the dated gendered stereotypes surrounding so-called ‘body-counts’. The number of sexual partners you have does not define your worth – nor is it a good or bad thing to have more or less sexual partners.
If you’re looking for ways to improve your solo sex sessions, try these tips.
My penis is too big for condoms. Can I use a trash bag or something?
Research shows that, while in most Western countries, the median age to have sex for the first time is around 17, teenagers have the lowest level of contraception knowledge and use.
To clarify, unsurprisingly, bin bags can obviously not to be used as protection during sex. And, regardless of what your man might say, he is not too big for condoms.
There are condoms made for different sized penises, all the way to extra large. For example: Durex’s XL condoms are 2.2 inches (5.6cm) wide and 8.4 inches (21.3cm) long – the average erect penis is 5.17 inches.
And, when condoms are made, they’re tested by filling them with water to check for leaks, and blowing them up like balloons – your penis is not too big for a condom.
If I eat lots of chocolate and marshmallows, would my… you know, taste like s’mores?
The taste and smell of semen can be influenced by what you eat, how much you drink, and how healthy you are overall.
Eating certain foods, like pineapple, asparagus and garlic, can change the flavour, but there’s not much scientific proof of that.
According to Professor Geoff Hackett, urologist and medical advisor on behalf of Hims, healthy semen is ‘a whitish, greyish’ colour, although you may notice an ‘occasional yellow tinge’.
Our bodies have a number of ways of telling us when something might be amiss, so knowing what normal for you is the best way to keep an eye on your health.
Can a girl get pregnant from a toilet seat?
The chances of this happening are slim to none, but in theory, it’s not totally out of the question.
The semen would have to be wet, not dry, and at body temperature. Even if it is fresh semen, the likelihood it would make it into the vagina and, if it did, it would have to have excellent motility to reach and fertilise an egg.
Why do I feel like a Werewolf during sex?
We won’t lie, this one came a bit out of left field for us but if it’s someone’s lived experience, then it’s a valid question.
Our readers have previously told Metro.co.uk that sex feels like an ‘avalanche’, ‘like that loggers leap at Thorpe Park,’ and ‘sublime’.
AI had quite a unique take on this question. It answered that the feeling of being a ‘werewolf’ during sex might be a metaphorical or symbolic expression of a strong, primal, or intense experience.
What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
I suppose you’ve got to hand it to these pet owners for wanting to ensure their furry friends are staying safe and healthy.
But, obviously, you can’t ‘teach’ your dog about sex in a human way. Dogs have natural instincts for mating and reproduction. If you don’t want your dog or cat having an unplanned pregnancy, you need to have them spayed and neutered at the appropriate age.
When gay men have sex, how do they choose whose penis will open up to put the other penis into it?
A 2022 survey commissioned by the Sex Education Forum found that UK students report that they don’t learn enough LGBTQ+ relevant information (54%) when it comes to sex.
Forty-three percent of respondents identifying as straight rated their RSE as ‘good’ or ‘very good’, compared with 31% of those identifying as LGBTQ+.
In this case, ChatGPT explained there might be a misunderstanding, saying that in intimate activities, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, there’s no situation where one person’s anatomy ‘opens up’ to another’s.
Can you get pregnant if a boy touches your breast with his mouth?
Again, the same survey found that students reported that their sex education was not taught in a way that ‘explored scenarios or real-life examples’, such as the one presented in this question.
Simply touching or kissing the breasts, even with the mouth, doesn’t cause pregnancy.
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